Personalized Fortune Cookies

We’ve all been there: You just polished off two egg rolls and a pint of Moo Shu Pork. Your bill comes, and after giving your card to the waiter, you crack open one of the fortune cookies to divine what your future will bring. Will it be riches? Fame? Star-crossed love? None of these, according to the fortune cookie, which says something like “You have a kind and generous heart.” Of course, you already knew that. What you wanted was something more personalized – a fortune cookie that actually told your fortune, as opposed to just making a generic statement that could apply to anyone.

Well, now you can. My Own Cookie offers several kinds of customized, personalized fortune cookies, so you can end your next dinner party with a smile. Or let your sweetie know how much you care. Or inform the kids who’s getting what in your will. Hey, it’s your cookie. Go crazy.

Personalized fortune cookies are what we do best, and we’ve got several ways of doing it.

• GIANT SIZED PERSONALIZED FORTUNE COOKIE.

Close your eyes. Imagine something the size of a football, that weighs about a pound. Now imagine that it’s a cookie. Dipped in chocolate. Then rolled in caramel toffee. Or M&Ms. Or pecans. Oh, and inside, the fortune says whatever you want it to. Yeah, we’re pretty sure we’ve got that in stock.

• STANDARD SIZED PERSONALIZED FORTUNE COOKIE.

They’re the size of regular fortune cookies, but there’s a whole bunch of them, again with your own personalized message inside. You can get ‘em drizzled in chocolate, rolled in candy pieces, or unadorned by extraneous confection.

• PERSONALIZED FORTUNE COOKIES IN BULK.

Get up to 400 cookies, personalized with up to ten different messages. A great idea for weddings, corporate gatherings, anniversary parties, or elaborate pranks.

• NOT-SO-PERSONAL PERSONALIZED FORTUNE COOKIES.

Feeling uncreative? Got a bad case of writer’s block? Wit not as laser-sharp as it once was? Take a breather, Shakespeare. We’ve got a few fortunes up our sleeves. Whether it’s for a birthday or baby shower, we’ve got you covered.